RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:36 pm

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Q: What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her face.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow disease was already taken

Q: What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?
A: When they remove most of the brain.

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?
A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is at the front door, who do you let?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let it in!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:39 pm

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hahahahaha those are pretty gud

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:46 pm

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go watch black adder.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:34 am

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whats the difference between the night time and a nigger? the nigger smells

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:16 pm

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own creation right?^^^

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:50 pm

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why it is not good to hold in your farts....

if you hold in your farts it goes and travels up your spine and into your brain and that.....is where all the shitty ideas come from

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:16 pm

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^^^hahaha

flannel

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:26 pm

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dat one rings a bell, i think i heard dat in like primary or intermediate school

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:52 pm

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eating juice sachets gives you lung cancer.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:34 pm

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It used to be "cool" to bring powdered juice sachets to school and eat them when I was in intermediate. And Chupa chups aswell.

I used to make up powdered gravy sachets and drink them like milo. Hot, ofcourse, not cold. Coz they tasted nice. The idea disgusts me now.

I used to mix coke with milk and drink that too. I think every kid has done that atleast once. I called it Molk.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:54 pm

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ur jus wierd oO

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:36 pm

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that sounds so yuck.

i once poured sugar on a jam sandwich to make it sweeter.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:41 pm

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today for lunch i had two borittos with instant noodles, cheese and sour cream in them.

yum!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:52 am

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windows have really stepped it up a notch with vista

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:10 pm

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