RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 12:34 pm

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Black man can't stop running. So he goes to the Doctor. The Doctor puts some white powder on the glass and says "snort this through a straw". The Black man asks "Is it Coke?". "No" says the Doctor "Persil, stops colours running."

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 12:42 pm

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?



Acne doesn't come on a boys' face until puberty.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 12:42 pm

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Booooring, is that all you guys can come up with, black jokes?

You're most likely getting them off the net anyway, you guys must be so un-funny in real life coz you sure as shit aint funny on here.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 12:43 pm

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woah did we post at the same time. now that priest joke ^^^ is funny

This message was edited by clownie on Wed Aug 2, 2006 12:44 pm.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 12:53 pm

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I tend to steer clear of racist jokes lately... I reserve them for company that won't be offended... what's that called again... ahhh, "tact"...

Luckily I know dark people who can laugh at darkie jokes, and Asian people who can laugh at Asian jokes.

We all bleed red.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 1:04 pm

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What does a hooker and a bungy jump have in common??

They both cost $100 and if the rubber breaks your screwed!!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 1:26 pm

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.




This message was edited by tinkabelle on Wed Aug 2, 2006 1:26 pm.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 10:26 am

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I dunno, lots of girls manage to miss the toilet.. go figure!



I dunno... anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die must have a design flaw somewhere

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 12:28 pm

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^^^what are you getting at? have you been bleeding all week literally or are you using a metaphor to relate to some other way your feeling?

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 3:34 pm

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What don't you get?

I can't believe I might just have to spell it out.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Aug 4, 2006 9:28 pm

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i just read the quote above that, how blonde of me,

your right though. although females are built physically superior to males.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Aug 4, 2006 11:09 pm

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i got told woman were made to endure today, weird

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Aug 5, 2006 12:06 am

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That made me laugh so hard!!!

Its like hey, do you wanna buy this mercedes, it was a perfect creation untill you put some miles on the clock... not to mention the depreciation.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Aug 5, 2006 11:10 am

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Yea okay guys, point taken.

If you think females are so flawed then the option of having sex among yourselves is always there.

I'd say it's men who are the defects. That's why vibrators and dildos were invented. Dildos don't go soft and useless after five minutes of use.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Aug 5, 2006 4:44 pm

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who have you been having sex with? a fish?!

woman were made to endure because God blamed Eve for eating the apple from the tree of knowledge apparently. so he gave her pain of birth and all the shit that goes with it!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2006 3:16 pm

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boy with blue, red and green hair, old fulla lookin at him: whassa mattere oldie?, never dun anything wild?, oldie replys: yeah, fucked a peacock once, wonderin if ur my son

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2006 4:45 pm

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hehe haha!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 9, 2006 8:31 am

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what did the black baby say to his mum when he had dihorea?
MUMMY IM MELTING!!!!!!!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 9, 2006 9:58 pm

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how do you know when it's bed time at michael jackson's house?


when the big hand touches the little hand.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:14 pm

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Its sad cos it happens 24 times a day