RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:55 pm

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yeah i've tried to do the same, but i work more in the hols.
i just work sundays at a pizza place to have some cash for the week to spend on woteva! pepes rules!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:11 pm

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What's pepes? I used to work in a pizza shop that my family owned, we used to come home smelling of pizza, our whole house smelled of pizza. We'd have pizza for dinner almost every night coz we'd be working in the in the shop at dinner time, so now I despise pizza!!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:07 pm

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pepe's pizza parlour in lower hutt (wellington)

yeah i get the smelly smell on me too which is annoying as! it's funny how it sticks to you so much, meh!
yeah all pizza tastes the same to me now, unless i put exotic toppings like feta or artichopkes or anchovies on it hmmmmm olives

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:25 pm

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artichokes are yum eh, I love 'em. Olives are nice with feta too.

anchovies though, ewww I hate fish. I used to put mushrooms through the pizza oven, with the right amount of salt on them their delicious.

And I used to make mini pizzas with the left over dough. It was actually really fun having that shop, I kinda miss it.


This message was edited by clownie on Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:21 pm.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:20 pm

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Q: What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? A:"Hey! Watch this!"

Q: What's big, long, and white? A: I still don't know yet.

Q: What's the difference between a white man and a snake? A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? A: They're both stuck up cunts.

Q: How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? A: None, white girls can't screw

Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow.

Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp.

Q: What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A: A white girls ass!

Q: Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes? A: Cause being white is bad enough

Q: Why do white people compete with others on the basis of color? A: Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:46 pm

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3 vampires walk into a bar

one orders a handle of Tui, and a pint of blood

the next orders a jug of Export... and a pint of blood...

the third one asks for a cup of hot water

"WTF, you pussy" exclaim the other two

the third vampire promptly pulls out a used tampon and retorts "It's okay, I'm having a cup of tea"

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:54 pm

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clownie, was it a oven where the pizzas roll through on a convayer belt?

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:07 am

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Yea, one of those

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:25 am

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not a real pizza parlour then huh?

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:46 am

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Shut up we made great pizzas. Dick.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:47 am

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hmmmm, with a conveyer belt oven>? I doubt it. Gotta be a paddle run oven, gets them cooked to perfection.

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:01 pm

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poo is a funny word
so is orifice

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:33 pm

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this old lady was trying to get her tampon in and was having trouble doing so, so she got her grandson to help out.
when she spread apart, the grandson asked her, "which hole should i put it in, should i put it in the brown hole or should i feed it to the turkey?"

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:38 pm

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pooze is funny

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:54 pm

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that reminds me of a time at school just after the hopowarti thing and people were poking each other in the bum and our dean yelled at us saying

"I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE DISGUISTING THAN STICKING YOUR FINGERS UP SOMEONE'S FUNDAMENTAL ORIFICE"!!!

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:00 am

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"how do you make a guitar player play slower?"
"put a sheet of music in front of him"

"how do you make him stop playing?"
"put music notes on the sheet"

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:04 pm

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Subtlety is the key when probing ones orifice

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:16 pm

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Yea I've noticed...

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:58 pm

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haha what the fuck? random!

oh man that made me laugh

RE: random words/jokes... make us laugh
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:45 am

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I used to be a whore...

I know your type, never understood why you laugh...

Soap me up baby!!!

This message was edited by JohnnyFiend on Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:47 am.