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johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:48 pm
cut the branch? No, No!
 

Sailor

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:06 pm
nup, wave to him Blue Razz
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:10 pm
how? No, No!
 

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:13 pm
wave to him n he'll wave back and weeeee
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:17 pm
ah ok anymo jokes
and it's which way would ur brother go to the city dnt get it dnt wrry i didn't eitha when my uncle told me. oh well

This message was edited by da cool cookie on Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:18 pm.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:42 pm
why did the boy fall off his bike?

because someone threw a fridge at him. No, No!
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:06 pm
i've herd that one no joking sum idiot in ma grade thinks his really smart and says all these crappy jokes so...... anymore
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:07 pm
oh man that one cracked me up at primary school.

how do you know if there are seven pink elephants in your house?


if there's a mini parked outside. Laughing No, No!
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:45 pm
ok this is one that was really popular in my primary school it's
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance????



Because he had no-body to go with

That was a classic bak then but come to think of it it's not all that now oh well.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:48 am
why did the loser blend into a thread?

because he had no friends! No, No!
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:23 pm
eh???? no afense but i dnt get it oh well....
um anutha one is (this one got me thinking for ages)
What do u call a radio in a fridge????





Cool music.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:19 pm
why? No, No!
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:28 pm
ehh????? why what

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johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:09 am
opps I didn't see the answer down there.

Another?

ok


What is brown and sticky?


A stick!!!

No, No!
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:38 pm
ok
another one is.......
Whats do u call a sheep cross a kangaroo????



A Wolly Jumper
 

da cool cookie

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Mon May 8, 2006 9:04 pm
ok here is a rong joke that my friend told me

Ok.....
Theres this boy he has a nightmare n he goes to his parents room n e says "mummy mummy i had a nightmare can i av a shower wit you" the mum goes "ok dear" so they both hop in the shower n the mum goes "whateva you do dnt look up dnt look down" so the little boy doesn't listen so he looks up n the boy says "mummy what are thoes" n the mum says "their mummys flash lights dear" then the little boy looks down n he says "mummy whats that" the mum goes "thats mummys bush dear"
so they finished avin a shower n the ext night he had another dream n he goes to his parents room n the boy says "daddy daddy can i av a shower wit u" n da dad goes "ok son" so they hopped in n the dad says "whteva u do dnt look down" the by once agen doesn't listen n he looks down and says "daddy whats that" the dad goes "that's my snake son" so yea they finished havin their shower and the next night e had anutha nightmare n he says "mummy daddy can i hop intobed wit u's" n they said "ok" so
then out of the blue he says "mummy mummy turn on ur flash lights the snake is going into the bush" If u don't get it that's ok i found it rong wen my friend told me. Neutral
 

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RE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 10:26 am
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