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tidsy

Joined: 16/04/06
Posts: 997
Location: Taranaki
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RE: rent
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:58 pm
the government who organised it and saddam hussein shall die by slow painfull hanging
 

johnsoncraigsbc

Joined: 01/11/05
Posts: 3327
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RE: rent
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:31 pm
saddam hussein shall die by slow painfull hanging and we can't because he's powerful
 

poo_poo_platter

Joined: 09/04/04
Posts: 679
Location: Canterbury
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RE: rent
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:45 pm
we cant because hes powerful and uh ohhh rusty spoons
 

tidsy

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RE: rent
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:24 am
uh ohhh rusty spoons and cutty knives
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: rent
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:18 pm
cutty knives and razor sharp cutty grass
 

bonnybane

Joined: 10/08/05
Posts: 25
Location: Auckland
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RE: rent
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 4:22 pm
This is gay. YOOR ALL gay. Where'd narx go? Man, that dude was soooo cool! I swear! I could feel the coolness radiating from my- er that profile.
Shock
 

bonnybane

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RE: rent
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 4:25 pm
Mahargh I broke the cycle! Now I watch all of you burn into sundae-shaped turds.
 

clownie

Joined: 13/02/06
Posts: 876
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RE: rent
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 7:36 pm
how can a turd be sundae shaped? you mean like a macdonalds sundae? with extra CHOCOLATE sauce?? hmmm?

I wonder what burning turd smells like
 

Fiend

Joined: 10/07/06
Posts: 205
Location: Auckland
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RE: rent
Posted: Tue Aug 1, 2006 9:52 pm
...concern is mounting over your continual fascination with number twos...


!!!norom uoy tihs ekil llems ot gniog s'tI

...evitaitini amrahd .sdrageR
 

tidsy

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RE: rent
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 8:27 am
sundae-shaped turds and triangle-shaped squares
 

clownie

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RE: rent
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 9:01 am
Yea I've always found toilet humour funny, ever since I was a wee lad.

And it doesn't help when my little bro yells "POOPOOZE!" out in the middle of a restaurant, it cracks me up.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: rent
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 9:35 am
mummys on the toilet doing pooooze! No, No!
 

Fiend

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RE: rent
Posted: Wed Aug 2, 2006 11:15 pm

Quote:

ever since I was a wee lad.

No, No!
 

tidsy

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RE: rent
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 8:15 am
No, No!
 

bonnybane

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RE: rent
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 10:26 am
I actually meant like a softserve type ice cream where it does that curl at the top.
Noice.
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: rent
Posted: Thu Aug 3, 2006 12:25 pm
cartoon style pooz, with stench lines and surrounding flies , classic.
 

clownie

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RE: rent
Posted: Tue Aug 8, 2006 9:06 pm
Say, has anyone ever squatted down and taken a crap in the jungle?
 

tidsy

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RE: rent
Posted: Wed Aug 9, 2006 8:12 am
i did in a bush at primary school, we were having one of them play fights (which wuld always turn real, ahhh gud times) anyway i eventually hid in a bush to avoid contact for a while, and i tell ya i needed ta let it go, so ya u get the picture, then i left and joined back in and nuttin went wrong. and it was the best day of my life.
THE END
 

johnsoncraigsbc

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RE: rent
Posted: Wed Aug 9, 2006 10:00 pm

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we were having one of them play fights (which wuld always turn real, ahhh gud times)


I know exactly what you mean man! plays fight would always end up with people actually going hardout and hurting each other heaps, it was kinda fun though. you'd be shitty with them for that afternoon and then come to school the next day like nothing happened ahhaah

the joys of childhood.
 

tidsy

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RE: rent
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:08 am
why didnt i make the most ofit, im at a batty boy school now arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh. to add to that, i board aswell
 

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