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Lena

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schnappi
Posted: Tue Aug 2, 2005 5:03 am
please, please tell me that you don't actually have that crap in nz, too!!!!

that's just sad...
 

Puck

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Tue Aug 2, 2005 10:37 am
the lyrics are hilarious

its not as bad as the bad remake of an 80's movie theme song. (which i might add has already been remixed on gatecrasher and a number of other compilations).

 

bats

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Tue Aug 2, 2005 6:21 pm
Schnappi.....

Das Krokodil ?

Das ist appalling!!!
 

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Tue Aug 2, 2005 11:47 pm


If you have nothing better to do, then I would suggest trying this!
 

Kraven
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RE: schnappi
Posted: Tue Aug 2, 2005 11:51 pm
And if you really, really don't like that frog, this site has a few good links.
 

Thomas J Cynic

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Wed Aug 3, 2005 10:12 am
courtesy of the Cynic and transcribed from its original language of kalinga.

I am Schnappi, the small crocodile.
Come from Egypt, is located directly at the Nile
first lay I in an egg, then schni -, schna -, I snatched myself freely.

Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch, Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch,

I am Schnappi, the small crocodile.
Have sharp teeth, and of it completely beautifully much.
I snatch yourself, which I can snatch. I snatch too, because I can so well.

Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch, Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch,

I am Schnappi, the small crocodile.
I snatch gladly, that am my favourite play.
I creep to the mummy ran.
And show it as I to snatch can.

Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch, Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch,

I am Schnappi, the small crocodile.
And of snatching, there war I not too much.
I bite the Papi briefly in the leg.
And then, then sleep I simply.

Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi Schnappi snatch (snatch!), Schni Schna Schnappi (!), Schnappi Schnappi snatch (snatch!). Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!), Schnappi Schnappi snatch (!), Schni Schna Schnappi, Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi snatch. . .

worst song ever.
 

Lena

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Wed Aug 3, 2005 9:29 pm
i know what it says i'm german. guilty when it comes to letting small girls sing horible songs.
 

Puck

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Thu Aug 4, 2005 1:47 pm
it seems no matter where you go in the world, the idiots with no taste buy more music than anyone else.
 

Judgedread

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Thu Aug 4, 2005 4:27 pm
The previous writer (Puck) is correct.

It does seem to appear that purchasers of singles are dumb in the extreme.

That the NZ Top 10 currently has amongst its number, a kiddy song about a crocodile and another kiddy song about a frog ...both rendered by what sounds like the cast of the Smurfs ...is bloody horrifying.
 

poo_poo_platter

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Thu Aug 4, 2005 8:10 pm

Quote:

That the NZ Top 10 currently has amongst its number, a kiddy song about a crocodile and another kiddy song about a frog ...both rendered by what sounds like the cast of the Smurfs ...is bloody horrifying.


he's right. the only things stupider than a crocodile is a whining frog with his penis sticking out.

ps. even Chris Martin hates him, "I want to eat his frog legs at a restaraunt" he said (or something among those lines)
 

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RE: schnappi
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:30 pm
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