Coke Bottle

I went to the shop
To buy me some coke
Then I proceeded
To walk home - home!

Whilst walking home
I think about it
Sticking it somewhere
Sounds good to me

Shove it, stick it, ram it, kick it up my fucking ass

I get inside and strip off my clothes
Then I pour the coke up my anus
The damn fizziness loosens my bowels and innards
And my fucking rectum

Then my wife comes home
With a roadworks cone
Uses the phone
Then she strokes my bone

She rams the cone up my anus
'Til I have a wide opening
Then she throws our baby inside
Where it's head gets crushed

Shove it, stick it, ram it, kick it up my fucking ass

I grab a straw and felch out the coke
Which makes me errupt into mind blowing climax's
The coke is laced with sticky nuggets now
Which I down in one

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