Christmas with a K

Dear Santa, I’ve been a good kid
I ate up all my carrots and silverbeet
did the dishes and I cleaned my room
but houseworks got me a little stressed out

So for Christmas this year
if it’s not too much trouble
could you please, pretty please just send me
17 grams of horse tranquilizer

Ho Ho Ho
You know I got this for the reindeer son,
but you’ve been such a good boy
here’s 17 grams of pure north pole snow

On this first day of Christmas the nice man gave to me
a big bag of powder ketamine

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